Cassandra ClareI've been thinking of installing a train in my house. It could bring me shrimp crackers from the kitchen.
About This Quote
This is a famous joke that talks about a man who wanted to put a train in his house. The joke talks about the fact that he could deliver food from the kitchen to his dining room via the train. This brings the question of how would he get food from the dining room to the kitchen to be delivered back to him? In other words, how does this work? The point of the joke though is that you never know what you will be able to do with a train.
Source: Lady Midnight
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